Lindemann Engineering!
My name is Ed Sorbo and I’m your Suspension Guy!
Do you want to know why?
For $50 your bike will not wobble, your bike will not skip, your bike will not chatter, your bike will not dip, your bike will not jive, nor will it jinx.
You get that $50 back when you send me shop work and that’s no jive.
Sag and clickers all day long,
Just as long as you don’t cost because that would be wrong.
On the gas, Or on the brakes, Look through the turn, and remember to breathe.
Debrief with me,
Now that’s the key.
I’m set up right here,
And hey! Lets be careful out there.